ushishishi: (my school photo beats yours)
Belphegor ([personal profile] ushishishi) wrote2012-07-26 07:08 pm
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IC CONTACT FOR [community profile] overjoy



 'shishi!
The prince will get back to you when he feels like it. 

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-09-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Guys who pick on girls die alone, did you know?
mellowyellow: (walk away)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-09-22 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Do you wear those? I wouldn't be surprised.

Don't forget to put on your good ones when you're punished for being an asshole.
mellowyellow: (fuckin' perfect)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-09-23 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[And Masaomi's the one who's high? Really?]

My perverted fantasies only have 1 dick in them, not 3.

Your count's a little off. Try again.
mellowyellow: (our country)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-09-23 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Now who's reflecting?

Just watch your step. Breaking a mirror means 7 years bad luck.
mellowyellow: (all i do is win)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-09-23 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You have horrible taste. I'd have to be creative to make you really hate it.

That's not hard for me though.
mellowyellow: (just want you to know)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-09-23 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you're lucky you'll piss someone else off before I get the chance.

Be a good little wannabe prince til then.
mellowyellow: (turn me on)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-09-25 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
The insult you're looking for is smartass, wannabe.

See how I did that? I dropped the prince instead.

See, I'm explaining because I don't think you're smart enough to get it if I don't.
Edited 2012-09-25 21:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-10-01 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Right now you're just the guy who has to invoke fake royalty rights because someone texted something mean about you.
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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-10-05 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe in your country. I don't remember ever having to follow your laws.
mellowyellow: (over you)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-10-11 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should enforce mine first.

I don't even want to hear your rules.
mellowyellow: (i like it)

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[personal profile] mellowyellow 2012-10-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sleep with one eye open.

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